a software engineer and his wife
Husband: Hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband: hard disk full.
Wife: Have you brought the saree.
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you about it in morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife: Hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband: File in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife: At least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation, access denied.
Wife: I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband: data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: by default.
Wife: What is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband: the only user with write permission.
Wife: What is my value in your life?
Husband: Unknown virus detected.
Wife: Do you love me or your computer?
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: I will go to my dad?s house.
Husband: program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife: I will leave you forever.
Husband: close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife: It is worthless talking to you.
Husband: shut down the computer.
Wife: I am going
Husband: Its now safe to turn off your computer